ChangJiang Bad Man 长江坏人

Changjiang Bad Man

Artist: 堂丸Tangwan

Programmer: chitoseender

A quest and event mod based on internet memes. Please don’t take this seriously and don’t associate it with politics. You know this is just a meme, right?

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Mod Overview:

This mod is inspired by internet memes and revolves around one quest and one random event: Tourists disguised as black bears beat up local deer herds, devour residents, and eventually— sacrifice 88,888 skulls to Khorne. It all begins with a “perfectly normal-looking” distress signal quest, but things quickly spiral completely out of control.

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New Content

🐻 Black Bear Suit A piece of equipment that looks like a joke—but absolutely isn’t.

• Grants the “strength of a bear” when worn
• Provides extremely powerful defensive capabilities
• Adds a powerful biting melee attack verb
• Eating humans increases mood instead of decreasing it

“Black Bear” Settlement Raid Quest

• An unknown force “disguised as black bears”
• Launches a brutal assault on a faction’s settlement
• Not wildlife, but pure and deliberate malice

Deer Herd Passing Event

• You discover a group of cute deer passing through your colony
• They seem harmless, quiet, and even soothing
• …but something else appears to be following them

Notes:

- This mod is completely unbalanced - The AI can be somewhat stiff; the bears may linger on the map for a while until their targets are completely dead

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