Nuclear Winter with a bunch of retards

Hard environmental conditions paired with annoying character habits. Perfect conditions for a complete disaster.

Your faction will be a New Arrivals.
Start with 3 people, chosen from 8.
All characters have a 75% chance to start with trait: Slow learner
All characters have a 75% chance to start with trait: Lazy
All characters have a 75% chance to start with trait: Pyromaniac

Incident created:
-Ship chunk drop

Permanent game condition(s):
-Toxic fallout: A plume of toxic dust from some distant source is slowly settling over this entire region. Any living thing not under a roof will be slowly poisoned, and items left outside will corrode.
-Volcanic winter: Some distant volcano or fire is choking the atmosphere with ash, significantly reducing the amount of light which reaches the surface. Temperatures will be colder and plants will grow slower.
-Flashstorm: A freak localized storm is blasting a small area with repeated lightning strikes.

Start with:
-Silver x500
-Packaged survival meal x80
-Medicine x30
-Component x30
-Steel knife
-Wood x100

Map is scattered with:
-Ship chunk x50