Ozzman's Oddities: O.E.F. Ruin Choir

☠ THE O.E.F. RUIN CHOIR ☠

TRIUNE SIEGE HOWITZER Three barrels. Three warheads. One final hymn. The Ruin Choir is a fortified one-manned siege platform built for the complete destruction of hardened positions. Its three massive barrels fire in a relentless LEFT → CENTER → RIGHT sequence, each recoiling independently from a shared illuminated carriage. Powered cyan work lights bathe the emplacement in cold O.E.F. radiance. When the Choir begins to sing, somebody's base is about to become an archaeological site.

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GW18 CORPSEMELT

CRIMSON BIOLOGICAL SATURATION PAYLOAD Floods the impact zone with blood-red contamination and deadlife energy. Exposed biological targets are rapidly destroyed, while hostile corpses caught within the field are reduced to bile-soaked skeletal remains. No bodies. No dignity. No cleanup crew volunteering.

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RB09 RIFTBREAKER

AREA-ANNIHILATION SIEGE CHARGE Detonates into an enormous blue-white destruction wave designed to erase fortifications, defenders, and most reasonable objections within the blast radius. If cover was the plan, reconsider the plan.

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CR18 CROWNRENDER

EXPERIMENTAL IRIS HARDLIGHT PAYLOAD Instead of conventional fragmentation, Crownrender releases 18 compact hardlight lances from the impact point. Each erupts outward in a storm of rainbow-lit precision violence. Beautiful. For approximately half a second.

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INTEGRATED SUPER ARMOR

The Ruin Choir carries a hardened defensive field capable of completely absorbing three incoming strikes. Once exhausted, the system begins rebuilding. Keep the emplacement free from enemy fire for one in-game hour and the Super Armor returns at full strength.

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♪ THREE BARRELS. THREE WARHEADS. ONE FINAL HYMN. ♪

When the Ruin Choir begins to sing, the raid is already over. ☠ ╔═════╗ ║ O.E.F ║ ═══╩═╦═╦═╩═══ ║ ║ ║ BOOM. :)

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CREDITS

Concept, lore, design & mod development: Wizardman420 / The Ozzman Engineering, XML assistance, debugging & lore support: ARGUS Special thanks to ARGUS for helping turn increasingly unreasonable ideas into functional RimWorld problems. OBSIDIAN EXPEDITIONARY FORCE Overkill is merely adequate preparation viewed in hindsight.