Rimworld Retirement Resort

Those young hooligans are at it again! Stealing from our precious coin collections and leaving muffalo poop all over our doorsteps. Cheryl had a heart attack last week. It's time we armed ourselves with our ageless wisdom and knowledge, and some of those miniguns over there, and get back at those millenial punks!

Your faction will be a New Arrivals.
Start with 5 people, chosen from 10.
Your people will be between 65 and 120 years old.
Player starting characters have a 20% chance to start with trait: Sluggish
Non-player characters have a 20% chance to start with trait: Pessimist
Player starting characters have a 50% chance to start with malnutrition.
Player starting characters have a 20% chance to start with perodyne dependence.

Start with:
-Silver x800
-Disgusting nutrient paste meal x50
-Medicine x30
-Component x30
-Bolt-action rifle
-Steel polehook
-Plasteel knife
-Cloth infantry uniform (World War I)
-Flak vest
-Plasteel advanced helmet
-Yorkshire terrier x1
-Steel x450
-Wood x300
-Miniature dachshund x1
-Welsh corgi x1
-Random pet x1
-Minigun x2

Map is scattered with:
-Ship chunk x3
-Steel x720
-Packaged survival meal x7