Auto Win

XXX has the best regeneration? XXX's offense is unbeatable? XXX is a thousand times stronger than vanilla so vanilla is all garbage? Oh, then why don't we just win? With this mod, you win within 5 ticks of landing! Guaranteed W, bro!

Why this mod exists

Lately I've been seeing more and more of these arguments on the community: "My mod's numbers are the absolute ceiling," "what you're playing is garbage next to it," "vanilla XXX isn't even worth one hair of XXX." It stings every time. Whether a mod is strong or has high numbers has nothing to do with whether it's fun, creative, or right for you. RimWorld is a single-player game — you don't have to prove to anyone that your save "beats anything." Some people love farming, some love a chill colony, some squeeze every drop out of vanilla, or rage-delete their saves. Those are all their own kinds of fun. So this mod was born. It's not a "strongest mod" — quite the opposite. It's a joke, a piece of dark humor aimed at everyone who treats power level as the only measuring stick. You want to compare who's stronger? This mod wins 5 ticks after landing. Who else?

Disclaimer (seriously)

1. This mod has no intention of disparaging any mod, author, or playstyle. It's poking fun at the behavior of "trampling others with power level," not at any specific person. 2. It exists purely for laughs — install it and you won't be playing normally anymore. Don't like it? Disable or uninstall it, no hard feelings. 3. Your favorite mod is still awesome. Your playstyle is still awesome. Vanilla is still awesome too. That conclusion has nothing to do with power level — it only has to do with "did it bring you joy." 4. If this mod offends you, congratulations — you're probably exactly who I'm talking about. But you're still welcome to play.

A call to everyone

- Don't use power level to invalidate someone else's chosen fun. It's not the mod that's strong — it's the people willing to spend their time enjoying it. - Vanilla is not the "control group" of any mod. It's the foundation, the soil from which all creation grows. - Want to sell people on your mod? Share its highlights, its creativity, the joyful moments it brought you — that's more convincing than "strongest," and it makes people actually want to try it. - RimWorld got to where it is today thanks to countless modders sharing and caring, not trampling each other. May we all have fun — instead of racing to see who wins faster. ❤️ (Though, with this mod installed, you really do win pretty fast.)