SUPER LASER PISS

The three of you awake in your cryptosleep sarcophagi to the sound of leprechauns and ripping hardbass rave music. You barely get to the gnome-ing pods before the jerma985 ship is torn apart. Some time later, you land on this unknown Nelsonworld.

Your faction will be a New Arrivals.
Start with 3 people.
Arrive in drop pods.
All characters have a 100% chance to start with stoned on smokeleaf.
All characters have a 100% chance to start with high on psychite tea.
All characters have a 100% chance to start with high on go-juice.
All characters have a 100% chance to start with high on flake.
All characters have a 100% chance to start with high on yayo.
All characters have a 100% chance to start with high on wake-up.
Planetkiller: An interstellar planetkiller weapon is approaching this planet. It will smash the planet apart like a rifle bullet hitting an egg, annihilating all life. (0.1 days)
Start with research: Starship reactor
The stat "door opening speed" will be universally multiplied by 1%.

Incident created:
-Alphabeavers

Start with:
-Capybara x60
-Minigun x10

Map is scattered with:
-Nutrient paste dispenser x70